Illusionary Communication

I hate men. Actually, I don't - but I hate the way they communicate [or lack thereof]. You haven't heard from a guy in a while and where does your mind go? First it's maybe he's busy, occupied, then you think he's dating other people, then you feel like he must be avoiding you and from that point on you, most likely with the help of a few bitter but caring girlfriends, concoct a grand storyline on how everything transpired and why he is out to destroy your life and break your heart.  Three days later, after 5 shots of Patron, a four hour phone conversation, an erased number, and a heartwrenching Facebook de-friending - he calls like nothing ever happened. After you've done and talked all that shit! What do you have to say for yourselves? 

By the way,  my dear readers, in no way is this blog a direct reflection of my current love life. I am inspired by many situations shared between me and the people and stories I come across.